✨ Eight Retro Remedies for Everyday Moments

🌿 Aromatic Botanical Blends

💦 Easy Spray-On Application

Meet Our New Retro Remedy Sprays!

Our Retro Remedy Sprays are easy-to-use aromatic sprays made with thoughtfully selected botanical blends for those everyday moments when you want to refresh your routine, reset the vibe, or simply enjoy a burst of aroma.

Each spray has its own playful name and unique scent blend, so you can reach for the one that fits the moment — whether you're running on 2%, can't find your keys, or you're totally fine.

Choose Your Remedy:

Put the Snack Down

Grapefruit • Tangerine • Lemon • Peppermint • Bergamot

A bright, citrus-forward blend with a cool minty finish. Fresh Grapefruit, Tangerine, Lemon, and Bergamot pair with Peppermint for a crisp, refreshing aroma.

Cootie Control

Cinnamon • Clove • Eucalyptus • Rosemary • Lemon • Sweet Orange • Peppermint • Frankincense

A bold, aromatic blend of warm spice, fresh herbs, citrus, mint, and grounding Frankincense for a clean and comforting scent.

Head Drama

Peppermint • Lavender • Eucalyptus • Frankincense

Cooling Peppermint and Eucalyptus combine with calming Lavender and grounding Frankincense for a fresh, soothing aromatic blend.

Don't Hurl

Spearmint • Lavender • Sweet Orange • Lemon • Ginger

A bright blend of fresh mint, citrus, soft Lavender, and warm Ginger with a clean, refreshing aroma.

Nose Job

Peppermint • Eucalyptus • Rosemary • Pine • Cypress

A crisp, invigorating blend filled with cool mint, fresh herbs, and woodsy evergreen notes.

Where Are My Keys

Rosemary • Cedarwood • Vetiver

An earthy, grounding aromatic blend featuring herbal Rosemary with deep Cedarwood and Vetiver notes.

I'm Fine, Totally Fine

Spearmint • Eucalyptus

Cool, simple, and refreshing. Spearmint and Eucalyptus come together for a clean aroma made for those everything-is-fine kind of moments.

Battery 2%

Key Lime • Grapefruit • Sweet Orange • Peppermint

Bright Key Lime, Grapefruit, and Sweet Orange meet cool Peppermint for a lively citrus-mint blend with plenty of personality.

Why You'll Love Them

• Eight Unique Blends: Choose the Retro Remedy that fits your mood or moment.

• Quick + Easy: A convenient spray format makes it simple to add aroma to your everyday routine.

• Portable: Easy to keep nearby at home, at work, in your bag, or while traveling.

• Fresh Aromatic Blends: Each option features its own combination of citrus, mint, herbs, florals, spices, or woods.

• Made for Everyday Moments: Reach for your favorite whenever you want a quick aromatic refresh.

How to Use:

Shake well before use and spray as desired. Enjoy the aroma whenever you want to add a fresh, intentional moment to your routine.

Avoid spraying directly into the eyes or face.

Ingredients by Blend:

Put the Snack Down: Grapefruit, Tangerine, Lemon, Peppermint, Bergamot

Cootie Control: Cinnamon, Clove, Eucalyptus, Rosemary, Lemon, Sweet Orange, Peppermint, Frankincense

Head Drama: Peppermint, Lavender, Eucalyptus, Frankincense

Don't Hurl: Spearmint, Lavender, Sweet Orange, Lemon, Ginger

Nose Job: Peppermint, Eucalyptus, Rosemary, Pine, Cypress

Where Are My Keys: Rosemary, Cedarwood, Vetiver

I'm Fine, Totally Fine: Spearmint, Eucalyptus

Battery 2%: Key Lime, Grapefruit, Sweet Orange, Peppermint

Like all of our products, our Retro Remedy Sprays are HANDMADE in Texas, USA and made with thoughtfully selected ingredients.

*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. No Crap In It products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.